Mikaeus, the Unhallowed, Goblin Bombardment, and River Kelpie

Prerequisites

• Mikaeus, the Unhallowed on the battlefield
• Goblin Bombardment on the battlefield
• River Kelpie on the battlefield

Steps

1. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing River Kelpie
2. When River Kelpie dies, its persist ability triggers, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it
3. When River Kelpie enters, its first ability triggers, causing you to draw a card
4. Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability
5. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing River Kelpie
6. When River Kelpie dies, its undying ability triggers, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it
7. When River Kelpie enters, its first ability triggers, causing you to draw a card
8. Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability
9. Repeat

Results

• Infinite card draw
• Infinite draw triggers
• Near-infinite ETB
• Near-infinite LTB
• Near-infinite damage
• Near-infinite death triggers
• Near-infinite sacrifice triggers