Prerequisites
- Body Launderer in hand
- Sister Hospitaller on the battlefield
- Blasting Station on the battlefield
available
Steps
- Cast Body Launderer by paying
- When Body Launderer enters, Blasting Station triggers
- Holding priority, activate Blasting Station by tapping it and sacrificing Sister Hospitaller
- When Sister Hospitaller dies, Body Launderer's first ability triggers, causing Body Launderer to connive
- Resolve the Blasting Station ability from step 3
- Resolve the Blasting Station trigger from step 2, untapping it
- Activate Blasting Station by tapping it and sacrificing Body Launderer
- When Body Launderer dies, its second ability triggers, returning Sister Hospitaller from your graveyard to the battlefield
- When Sister Hospitaller enters, it and Blasting Station trigger
- Resolve the Blasting Station trigger, untapping it
- Resolve the Sister Hospitaller trigger, returning Body Launderer from your graveyard to the battlefield and causing you to gain 4 life
- Repeat steps 2 through 6 one additional time
- Resolve the Blasting Station ability from step 7
- Repeat from step 7
Results
- Near-infinite damage
- Infinite self-discard triggers
- Near-infinite lifegain
- Near-infinite lifegain triggers
- Near-infinite ETB
- Infinite draw triggers
- Infinite looting
- Near-infinite LTB
- Near-infinite death triggers
- Near-infinite sacrifice triggers
Required Cards 3
Body Launderer
Creature — Ogre Rogue
Sister Hospitaller
Creature — Human Cleric
Blasting Station
Artifact