Body Launderer, Karmic Guide, and Goblin Bombardment

Prerequisites

• Body Launderer on the battlefield
• Karmic Guide on the battlefield
• Goblin Bombardment on the battlefield

Steps

1. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing Karmic Guide
2. Karmic Guide dies, triggering Body Launderer's first ability, causing Body Launderer to connive
3. Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability, dealing 1 damage to any target
4. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing Body Launderer
5. Body Launderer dies, triggering its second ability, returning Karmic Guide from your graveyard to the battlefield
6. Karmic Guide enters the battlefield, returning Body Launderer from your graveyard to the battlefield
7. Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability from step 4, dealing 1 damage to any target
8. Repeat

Results

• Infinite draw triggers
• Infinite looting
• Infinite self-discard triggers
• Near-infinite damage
• Near-infinite death triggers
• Near-infinite ETB
• Near-infinite LTB
• Near-infinite sacrifice triggers