Body Launderer, Sister Hospitaller, and Goblin Bombardment

Prerequisites

• Body Launderer on the battlefield
• Sister Hospitaller on the battlefield
• Goblin Bombardment on the battlefield

Steps

1. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing Sister Hospitaller
2. When Sister Hospitaller dies, Body Launderer's first ability triggers, causing Body Launderer to connive
3. Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability
4. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing Body Launderer
5. When Body Launderer dies, its second ability triggers, returning Sister Hospitaller from your graveyard to the battlefield
6. When Sister Hospitaller enters, it triggers, returning Body Launderer from your graveyard to the battlefield and causing you to gain 4 life
7. Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability
8. Repeat

Results

• Near-infinite damage
• Infinite self-discard triggers
• Near-infinite lifegain
• Near-infinite lifegain triggers
• Near-infinite ETB
• Infinite draw triggers
• Infinite looting
• Near-infinite LTB
• Near-infinite death triggers
• Near-infinite sacrifice triggers