Fortune Thief, Coalhauler Swine, and Volcano Hellion

Prerequisites

• Fortune Thief on the battlefield
• Coalhauler Swine on the battlefield
• Volcano Hellion in hand
• available

Steps

1. Cast Volcano Hellion by paying
2. Volcano Hellion enters the battlefield, triggering itself, dealing an arbitrarily large amount of damage to Coalhauler Swine and to you, which does not reduce your life total below 1 due to Fortune Thief
3. Coalhauler Swine triggers, dealing an equal amount of damage to each player, which again does not reduce your life total below 1

Results

• Infinite damage