Body Launderer, Sister Hospitaller, and Bartolomé del Presidio Combo

Body Launderer, Sister Hospitaller, and Bartolomé del Presidio

Here's how the cards Body Launderer, Sister Hospitaller, and Bartolomé del Presidio results in Infinite self-discard triggers, Near-infinite lifegain, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite ETB, Infinite draw triggers, Infinite looting, Near-infinite LTB, Near-infinite death triggers, Near-infinite sacrifice triggers, and Near-infinite +1/+1 counters on Bartolomé del Presidio

Body Launderer

Sister Hospitaller

Bartolomé del Presidio

Prerequisites

Body Launderer on the battlefield
Sister Hospitaller on the battlefield
Bartolomé del Presidio on the battlefield

Steps

Activate Bartolomé del Presidio by sacrificing Sister Hospitaller
When Sister Hospitaller dies, Body Launderer's first ability triggers, causing Body Launderer to connive
Resolve the Bartolomé del Presidio ability
Activate Bartolomé del Presidio by sacrificing Body Launderer
When Body Launderer dies, its second ability triggers, returning Sister Hospitaller from your graveyard to the battlefield
When Sister Hospitaller enters, it triggers, returning Body Launderer from your graveyard to the battlefield and causing you to gain 4 life
Resolve the Bartolomé del Presidio ability
Repeat