Unctus, Grand Metatect, Ioreth of the Healing House, and Kelpie Guide

Prerequisites

• Unctus, Grand Metatect on the battlefield
• Ioreth of the Healing House on the battlefield
• Kelpie Guide on the battlefield
• Ioreth of the Healing House and Kelpie Guide do not have summoning sickness

Steps

1. Activate Ioreth of the Healing House by tapping it, targeting Kelpie Guide
2. Ioreth of the Healing House triggers, causing you to loot
3. Resolve the Ioreth of the Healing House ability, untapping Kelpie Guide
4. Activate Kelpie Guide by tapping it, targeting Ioreth of the Healing House
5. Kelpie Guide triggers, causing you to loot
6. Resolve the Kelpie Guide ability, untapping Ioreth of the Healing House
7. Repeat

Results

• Infinite self-discard triggers
• Infinite draw triggers
• Infinite looting